Yes, I'm on Twitter.

But . . . I don't get it. I mean, I really don't get it. Does anyone really care what I'm doing like right this minute or what I'm having for lunch? How the hell do you find something interesting to tweet about?

Sitting at work, bored out of my mind.

Just bought a pop.

I wish they'd turn the AC down.

My kid and husband are annoying me.

Um ... yeah, I got bored writing those, who wants to read 'em?

I really need to stop being a lemming.